Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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