Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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