He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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