I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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