dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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