I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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