I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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