no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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