He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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