Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
