i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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