Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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