let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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