This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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