yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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