Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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