Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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