But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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