let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
