dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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