Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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