Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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