just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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