did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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