What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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