question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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