i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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