Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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