The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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