Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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