Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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