If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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