...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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