East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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