physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
and you fell through a lawn chair
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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