I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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