I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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