I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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