nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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