you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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