I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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