He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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