my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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