are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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