It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Pappa wants mamma naked
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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