doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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