So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
He? As in you personified your dick?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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