adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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