I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
