Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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